Our last photo from the St. Malo's series... next up will be wedding week photos then our honeymoon...
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Your weekly Nielsen ratings follow...
Rank / Show / Network / Viewers (in millions)
1. "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," CBS, 20.97
2. "Dancing With the Stars" (Monday), ABC, 20.21
3. "Grey's Anatomy" (Thursday), ABC, 18.51
4. "NBC Sunday Night Football: Chicago at Green Bay," NBC, 18.30
5. "Desperate Housewives," ABC, 17.82
6. "House," Fox, 17.44
7. "NCIS," CBS, 16.43
8. "Dancing With the Stars" (Tuesday), ABC, 15.90
9. "CSI: Miami," CBS, 14.72
10. "Criminal Minds," CBS, 14.56
11. "Without a Trace," CBS, 14.20
12. "Survivor: China," CBS, 14.14
13. "Two and a Half Men," CBS, 13.45
14. "Pushing Daisies," ABC, 13.24
15. "Cold Case," CBS, 13.03
16. "CSI: NY," CBS, 12.69
17. "Private Practice," ABC, 12.22
18. "Heroes," NBC, 11.96
19. "Brothers & Sisters," ABC, 11.91
20. "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition," ABC, 11.84
Quite a few queries about the wedding and honeymoon have trickled in so I think it's time once again to open up the TVGuy Mailbag.... as always, these are just parts of emails sent in... editing for space and time.. that's Today's TVGuy!! Shalll we get going??
>>Where did you and TVGal go on your Honeymoon?
--am******** @yahoo.com
TVGuy: We went to Couples Swept Away in Negril Jamaica for ten days... it was delightful in virtually every way... I highly recommend it to anyone looking for an All Inclusive resort...
Our second day there TVGal wrote me a nice message in the sand...
Of course, I responded in kind....
(Yes, I know I'm an idiot. Reminding me is not necessary...)
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>>Please tell me you were kidding about the guy playing Solitaire at the resort you were at. Please!
--davi**** @***.net
TVGuy: I wish I were. He was playing virtually every day there... I can't explain it either...
(If you don't know what we're talking about... in the Internet Cafe each day there was a guy playing Solitaire... which makes that the most expensive wasteful use of time at a resort in Earth's history...)
Anyway, I also took a picture of the Cafe's Bulletin Board and posted it the other day... at first I thought it was completely empty but now I see that if you look closely in the middle....
there is a tiny note there...
I took the liberty of using Highly Advanced TVGuy Photomatic 3000 Software to zoom in on the note and it looks like our solitaire guy wanted some friends....
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>>Where did you get married?
--fra**** @***.com
TVGuy: Why, here is a photo of our wedding location right here....
Okay... that's probably not what you wanted... but I have to leave some photos for later don't I?
(I did take that on our wedding day if that's any consolation...)
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>>Were you on the water? Were the sunsets nice?
--pent******* @*********.net
TVGuy: We had 7 really nice sunsets out of 9 opportunities... which is a pretty good average if you ask me... I took about 8 million photos of them and I won't bore you with them now...
Okay, maybe one....
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>>Who watched TVCat while you were gone? Was he happy to see you both on your return?
--and*** @ *****com
TVGuy: He was indeed quite animated upon our return... our neighbor and my mother-in-law were on catsitting duty... he made it known on no uncertain terms that we weren't going anywhere next time without him....
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>>That woman did not seriously have a tampon disposal bag as a bookmark, right? You found that on Google Images or something?
--6105 @**********.com
TVGuy: Oh, if only that was true... I took this photo in the presence of TVGal's persistent giggling over the "Bookmark Incident"...
Yes, that is an envelope "For Disposal of Feminine Products". There really isn't anything I can add here....
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>>What did you do the day before your Wedding Day? You had mentioned perhaps a mountain hike?
--cand*** @
TVGuy: Why yes... yes we did... up near Nederland Colorado... here's a picture...
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>>Here's Chris Farley is reincarnated into a 3 year old girl...
--jan*** @*****.com
TVGuy: This is the winner of our "Email that's both Funny and Pure Evil" Award....
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>>Did you see Paris Hilton on Letterman? Hilarious!!! (Unless of course, you're a woman...)
--cor**** @*******.com
TVGuy: I haven't yet... TVGuy Correspondant Chris forwarded me the clip, which I've now put on TVGuy Video and you can see it here... I'll watch it as well... be right back...
(eight minutes later)
Okay.... she's unquestionably an idiot. It was actually uncomfortable just watching her interact with Dave... she's like a Fembot.
speaking of Artificial Lifeforms... there is a Scrabble website online (called "Scrabulous"... which sounds like a Venereal Disease to me...) where apparently you can play against metallic men... don't believe me? Here's the site... and the quote from there is...
Scrabulous is the most amazing website where you can play Scrabulous online for free. You can also play Scrabulous via email and against robots.
Does anyone else find this terrifying? That Robots are everywhere? And playing Scrabble??? Yikes!!!!
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>>The sponges or poriferans (from Latin porus "pore" and ferre "to bear") are animals of the phylum Porifera. They are primitive, sessile, mostly marine, water dwelling, filter feeders that pump water through their bodies to filter out particles of food matter. Sponges also excrete sperm cells through these holes. Sponges represent the simplest of animals. With no true tissues (parazoa), they lack muscles, nerves, and internal organs. Their similarity to colonial choanoflagellates shows the probable evolutionary jump from unicellular to multicellular organisms. There are over 5,000 modern species of sponges known, and they can be found attached to surfaces anywhere from the intertidal zone to as deep as 8,500 m (29,000 feet) or further. Though the fossil record of sponges dates back to the Neoproterozoic Era, new species are still commonly discovered. They come in all shapes and sizes.
--anon @******.com
TVGuy: No point here really other than that I get some pretty damn strange emails... but my knowledge of Pre-Jurassic single cellular organisms is now at least triple what it once was... I'd argue that the intertidal zone is more instrumental in the organic decay rate of modern coral reefs with an oxygen exchange rate rivalling early protozoa, but that's just me...
(Yeah, I made all that up....)
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>>I can't believe you have not watched Jericho!! You can go online to http://www.cbs.com/primetime/jericho/ click on watch season one full episodes now and catch up on everything that you missed!!!After all-you said you are not sure why you did not watch it. Try it-you will love it. The season 1 DVD comes out Oct 2 and you can preorder it on Amazon.com!
--cbs2391** @***.com
TVGuy: How about I just wait for its inevitable cancellation and not watch any of the episodes, which are apparently available both on CBS' website and Amazon.com!! (I wonder if one of those "Scrabble Robots" sent this email in its spare time... hmm...)
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>>From the TBS' baseball telecast the other day; Sarge's Keys to the Game.
Key 1:
"Need Win"
--cd**** @****.com
TVGuy: I'm assuming that the Phillies also needed to "Score More Runs To Win The Game" and "Home Runs Are Good". Those TBS fellows certainly are helpful....
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>>You're a bowler; keggling is in your dna. When you throw it to a break, it's with a massive hook. Who taught me to brazenly boast, "Ducks on the Pond"?
--kiesvalj @******.com
TVGuy: Okay, I admit it... I like to bowl. But look, I go like 5 times a decade... but everytime I do I always think "Gee, this is pretty fun... hanging out with friends, enjoying delightful adult beverages, snack bar pizzas that are always twice as good as they have any right to be, and I'm generally one of the best bowlers there... why don't I do this more often?"
One of life's great mysteries... but for the record, I don't really know what "Ducks on the Pond" even means....
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>>Your rambling diatribe of the Emmy show reminds me why I could never make it as a reviewer of movies or TV......perhaps your mom tried to convince you too.
--anon @*******.com
TVGuy: Actually, my mother (rest her soul) would probably have enjoyed my Emmy recap, even though she watched maybe a total of 7 network shows in her entire life...
But more importantly, who sends in a comment like this? Did you feel better after typing it? What are you trying to accomplish other than to make me feel like crap? I just don't understand...
On the positive side, it's great that your boss lets you have access to the internet between shifts at the local McDonald's. Sorry the career didn't work out quite as you planned....
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>>You just got married. Now will you show us TVGal once and for all??
--anon @*****.com
TVGuy: Look, I realize I've kept her true identity a secret all this time... you know, to prevent creepy internet stalking and the like... but now that we are man and wife, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to finally show a photo of the two of us... Lord knows that we had a billion photos taken of us over the last 3 weeks... and since we were in our Sunday best, perhaps a wedding pic would be the way to break the ice....
I now give you Mr. and Mrs. TVGuy....
And if you didn't see that coming... you haven't been reading this blog very long....
(If you ask nicely in a properly worded email to us however, I'd be happy to share some actual wedding photos with ya... until next time...)
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Dexter: So I bowl. What’s really disturbing is that I’m good at it....
--"Dexter" (Showtime)
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