gifts for mom...

Another shot of the drive to Breckenridge, December 2005...

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Just thought I'd drop in and give you some handy gift ideas for Mother's Day... after all, it's just a few days away... and if I didn't help, well, that wouldn't be right now would it...

Moms love new purses and wallets, and they love Pork Fat even more! Why not combine the two??























Yes, it's the Bacon Wallet... I don't need to elaborate here, do I?

Keeping with the Meat theme, why not make writing more fun the Animal Flesh Way!!



















Yes, it's Meat Pencil Toppers!! Forget flowers this year!!

Finally, don't leave Dad out of the gift-giving... why not keep his increasing bald spot covered up with this gem!
























I think if I got the Turtle Hat for a gift I'd have to kill myself... but that's just me...

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Crow: Now, there's no need for you to drive thru... Our fresh meat will walk out to you!
You'll say hi, you'll say moo...
It's Clay and Lar's Flesh Barn!
--"Mystery Science Theater 3000" (Comedy Central)