On the way to Breckenridge... Winter 2005...
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The Internet is a vast resource, powered by a collection of clever, progressive, intuitive people who drive the business and entertainment portal at a time when impressionable minds thirst for cutting-edge graphics, music, knowledge and personal fulfillment....
Unfortunately, the Internet is also sometimes a complete and utter waste of human time and resources, as this website clearly indicates....
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TVGuy Correspondent Jana, clearly horrified by the "Pancake and Sausage on a Stick" featured here a few days ago, tried to oneup me by sending along this meaty item...
Unfortunately this product exists only in the minds of Coors Light Ad Execs who are hoping you'll click on this photo on various websites only to be whisked away to their site...
(We here at TVGuy often wonder about the billions of dollars spent by Ad departments of companies such as Coors Light and how cost efficient this really is... do people really find themselves saying things like "Boy, I'm parched... only the clean refreshing taste of the Rockies will do in a spot like this"?? I mean, it's Coors Light. If its around, you drink it. If its not, you drink something else... It's not something you "crave" or "impulsively buy"...)
Unfortunately, the "Salami Bracelet" cannot be so easily dismissed...
Really no point in breaking this down any further is there?
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Oh, here was the "Pancake/Sausage on a Stick" item that prompted the above nonsense...
It can always be worse though... for example, perhaps you enjoy the taste of Squid but have trouble with portability? Worry no longer...
What's that, you're more of a Scorpion Connoisseur? No problem...
Or you don't have time for breakfast and you're headed out the door... why not "Bagels on a Stick"?
(This doesn't make much sense to me... having a handheld small food item on a stick seems like a waste of time.. kinda like "Candy Bar on a Stick"... but I digress...)
Really though you should be able to combine your favorite foods on a stick which would be a greater time-saver... something like say... oh I don't know... Hot Dog And Fries With Ketchup on a Stick?
Honestly, given a choice between that and the Scorpions, I'd have to think about it awhile...
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As "Spider-Man 3 Mania" sweeps the US of A (despite not being a particularly good film), it's important to keep all members of the family in the Arachna-Loop... including Fido....
I don't think Lassie ever had to go through this type of thing do you?
Have a good weekend won't you?
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Xander: Okay, but do they really stick out?
Willow: What?
Xander: Sore thumbs. Do they stick out? I mean, have you ever seen a thumb and gone, 'Wow! That baby is sore!'
Willow: You have too many thoughts.
--"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (WB)
